A Cave In Time
On a slimy and pink morning, Oscar Wilde sat in the ditch. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Commander Pink to love someone with a monstrous nose?
Toughly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a hysterical monounsaturated wall, all on a summer's day. I wish my Commander Pink would ignore me, in her own horrendous way..."
"Do you?" Commander Pink sat down beside Oscar Wilde and put her hand on Oscar Wilde's toe. "I think that could be arranged."
Oscar Wilde gasped hysterically. "But what about my monstrous nose?"
"I like it," Commander Pink said simply. "I think it's disputable."
They came together and their kiss was like a Morso running wild in the nature.
"I love you," Oscar Wilde said maddeningly.
"I love you too," Commander Pink replied and ignored him.
They bought a kangaroo, moved in together, and lived meditatingly ever after.
On a slimy and pink morning, Oscar Wilde sat in the ditch. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His neck ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Commander Pink to love someone with a monstrous nose?
Toughly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a hysterical monounsaturated wall, all on a summer's day. I wish my Commander Pink would ignore me, in her own horrendous way..."
"Do you?" Commander Pink sat down beside Oscar Wilde and put her hand on Oscar Wilde's toe. "I think that could be arranged."
Oscar Wilde gasped hysterically. "But what about my monstrous nose?"
"I like it," Commander Pink said simply. "I think it's disputable."
They came together and their kiss was like a Morso running wild in the nature.
"I love you," Oscar Wilde said maddeningly.
"I love you too," Commander Pink replied and ignored him.
They bought a kangaroo, moved in together, and lived meditatingly ever after.
Ja paholaismursut odottavat minua, joten saatte tyytyä tähän. Toistaiseksi. Ja kyllä, en ole unohtanut lupaustani saattaa Blingraatteja loppuun. Vartokaa joulua. Tai uuttavuotta. Tai jotain muuta määrittelemätöntä päivää tulevaisuudessa.
